June 2009
5 posts
#5
“The laundry comes out cleaner when you do it early in the morning,”
#4
“You shouldn’t brush your teeth in the shower because the germs from your hair with travel into your mouth,”
#3
“Taking a bath can lead to cancer,”
#2
“Eating is bad for you, and everybody around you,”
At Denny’s, when I dipped a french fry in my milkshake.
#1
I was talking about how I couldn’t wait to be a mother, when my grandma piped;
“Don’t ever have a baby, or anything like that”