#5

“The laundry comes out cleaner when you do it early in the morning,”

#4

“You shouldn’t brush your teeth in the shower because the germs from your hair with travel into your mouth,”

#3

“Taking a bath can lead to cancer,”

#2

“Eating is bad for you, and everybody around you,”

At Denny’s, when I dipped a french fry in my milkshake.

#1

I was talking about how I couldn’t wait to be a mother, when my grandma piped; “Don’t ever have a baby, or anything like that”

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